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I Wanna Axe You A Question by vert-is-ninja I Wanna Axe You A Question by vert-is-ninja
Hahahaha, my own terrible pun kills me. Hahah. Heh.

Okay, so I really like this game. Yes, I know it's not really that scary, yes I know it has other faults, but over all I really couldn't help but REALLY ENJOY myself as I played.

Let's face it, I have this weird crush on Alan Wake. Yes, I know he's bitchy -- I know he opens the game by throwing some sort of weird man tantrum, with flailing arms and irrational anger abound, but something about him just really grew on me. The game had me laughing more than it had me jumping or being scared but the subject matter was still dark, and as we all know ME very well, I love dark stories that I can laugh at.

Alan's character was funny. And they couldn't even help but poke fun at him. Remedy was aware of what they were doing. The times when Alan would go "who the hell designed this?!" to when his best friend criticizes him for being a smoldering man with anger issues when things didn't go his way in the funniest way imaginable made it all the better.

I mean it's TRUE, Alan. You have anger issues. And for all the weird layers you wear, and how you run out of breath sprinting for five seconds and start staggering, for how you collect coffee thermoses throughout the game with no TRUE purpose, for how you perpetually have some sort of incredulous face, and how somehow you really don't give a shit after a whole forest full of loggers have thrown axes at your face, I love you.

And this is a testament to that! Hope you guys enjoy. :>


Alan Wake (c) Remedy

textures from!
font is my own handwriting, hoho
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Vinydapuh Featured By Owner May 9, 2011
:D Alan and his anger issues are fantastic! I love it how he went angry while waiting with his friend the chair. :D Oh and the best part of the game was the moment when he punched Hartman in the face. But the other characters are great as well. :D Tor and Odin for example! Those two are really cute in a crazy way. :D

Remedy did a great job and Ilkka Villi was perfect as model for Alan. ♥

the expression of your alan is really greate. :D It show his character in the right manner. :D

But we shouldn't make fun about his choice of clothing. D: Maybe without all the layers of pullovers and jackets he would freeze when he runs alone in the dark through the woods.
D: Oh! And what about those axeguys? I don't think that I could stand like nothing happens after a crazy guy cast his axe at me. ;D so... Maybe he wears sweaters with Armour+ 10???
rasporange Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
Elolinon Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011  Professional General Artist
Interesting solution for the flashlight! Me like :)
LemonFlavoredBacon Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Student General Artist
I seriously love you for drawin him. :']
myredshadow Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
I just bought Allan Wake and LOVE the game too. XD its so Grate to see him in your HINABN style.
Thank you for the beautiful art as always
xXxVampiregirl94xXx Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
<3 this game. I always criticize Alan for not being able to run for five seconds without taking a breather.
ayuICHI Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG love it. (Btw "axe" predates "ask" in Old English.)
supernatural90 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
"axe me a question" Rochelle from left 4 dead 2
xVivid Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010
I just bought the game yesterday and I LOVE IT. Thank you so much for drawing this, or I never would have known about the awesomness that is Alan Wake.
code541 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
yea when ever enemies r around you see em and your character goes all ninja if u know how to dodge greatly
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