BLAH BLAH

I really am a loud person. I can talk your ear off if you just gave me the half a second I need to get started.

And yet I'm too much of a whimp to talk to people I like from afar. I don't have the guts to wave to people in the hallways without knowing them well first, or initiating conversation, even if I really do want to get to know you.

But once you open that box, baby, I have problems shutting up. One of my friends told me I never did anything subtlely. I think he's right. Not a thing. He was feeling bad so I bought him a muffin and instead of giving it to him I threw it at him.

Don't I look so emo there? I do. But really I don't in real life. I look like a nerd. A dweeb. I think I'm a were-emo though. When the full moon comes out...I get all sad and depressed and listen to emo-music. I think it's a real condition. Truly.